Keep calm and blame water quality
A vintage "Keep Calm" mark reimagined for aquatic life, with a little goldfish humor for anyone who's ever pinned a mystery mortality on the parameters. Carry it, write in it, wear it.
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Before the necropsy, before the differential list, there's always water quality. This design pairs the classic "Keep Calm" crest with a school of goldfish, for anyone who has ever reached for pH strips before panic.
Meet the goldfish mark.
Find the design on a laptop sleeve, wall poster, spiral notebook, and tee.
Laptop Sleeve
A padded, zip-close sleeve in clean white with the goldfish "Keep Calm" crest front and center. Slides your laptop from the clinic to the car without a scratch, or an ounce of subtlety.
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Wall Poster
A crisp print of the goldfish crest, ready to frame above a desk, a fish room, or anywhere that could use a reminder that it's probably the water, not you.
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Spiral Notebook
A spiral-bound notebook with the full crest on the cover, for logging readings, sketching necropsy notes, or just keeping the excuse close at hand.
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Premium Tee
A soft, off-white premium tee with the goldfish crest printed over the chest. Understated enough for the clinic, funny enough for everywhere else.
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View all productsApparel Wear it The premium tee and other apparel that wear the excuse well.
Tech & Accessories Carry it The laptop sleeve, marked with the goldfish crest.
Home & Living Live with it The wall poster, for the office or the fish room.
Thoughtful Gifts Gift it A knowing gift for a fellow aquatic animal enthusiast.
“Keep calm and blame water quality.”
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